Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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