Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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