Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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