IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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