I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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