Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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