But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she looked like the before picture.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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