just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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