the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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