It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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