and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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