my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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