Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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