im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Randomize
