what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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