windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
