Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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