I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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