Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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