Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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