You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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