They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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