Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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