i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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