It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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