Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Every concussion has its silver lining
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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