Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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