he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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