another moral hangover. fuck.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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