i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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