Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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