ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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