If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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