Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
