i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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