i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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