Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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