I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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