let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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