Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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