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say what?
wanna hang out?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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