escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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