i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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