I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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