Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
and she was petting her beer can
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
