You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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