Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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