I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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