She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
ok first of all what the fuck
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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