I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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