If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Slut skills are useful in every country.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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