come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We were destined to go to rehab together
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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