ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Are we still banned from the library?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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